Woody Allen Qoutes

Woody Allen Qoutes

Humor is indeed the best medicine. It's better to just laugh while facing troubles with a clear mind, than anger with a clouded vision.

For a little humor Woody Allen has this to say:

1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."

3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

4. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

5. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

6. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."

7. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."

Enjoy,
Greg